Last night.
Me: Eric, do you want to watch Pride and Prejudice with me? [the 125 minute version]
Eric: Do you want to watch me stick needles in my eyeballs and then bleed to death?
Me: No.
This morning.
Me: Eric, are we going to church this morning?
Eric: [looks out the window and sees a blowing blur of white] How about we don't go outside until at least March.
Me: Hmm, I'm gonna take that as a No.
just letting you know that you picked a good guy.
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